I have a little more common sense then this meat sack here does.

Cops in the Springs say the man answered a Craigslist ad, hoping to buy the console as a Christmas gift for his son. He agreed to meet the seller at a motel on Tuesday to make the transaction.

Sakurai is a train with no brakes.

I firmly believe that our species' first question about any technology is, "Will this help me get laid?"', quickly followed by, "Can I watch porn on it?". If either of those questions are answered in the affirmative, it will catch on.

You give people a camera, there will be dicks and boobs and butts on it in seconds.

I was just refreshing the main page just to get the first comment.

Super Mario 3D World is a terrific video game. It's just not a very good Wii U game.

Also the obligatory

Give "Joker" a try.

If you've got a Wii or Wii U, and some Club Nintendo coins (150 of them) you can get the Virtual Console version of ALTTP for free, if you don't have access to it already. My students come to class with their 3DS systems all the time and I'm super jealous. It's an amazing system and one I want to own, but it's just so…

You don't have a 3DS already!? Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Etrian Odyssey, Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario 3D Land, Mario Kart 7, Rune Factory 4, Monster Hunter, I know I'm forgetting a whole bunch. Seriously, the DS was a great system with a lot of great games. The 3DS has already blown it out of the water...

Every single article here on a new 3DS game has this post. "THIS is the game that will make me buy a 3DS!" they proclaim.

I bought it on launch day and have zero regrets. I love the system, and between digital titles, the Virtual Console promo, and my admittedly lacking PC that plays most modern console games at 720p just fine with mid-to-high settings and a smooth framerate, I get to play all the games I want happily. As I noted to…

I...... bought it on launch day....? I didn't know the date of the system then, and I didn't care. I've never bought a console at launch and decided it'd be fun to be a part of it as this is the only console launch I was ever an avid gamer for that I really wanted (I was on something of a hiatus from about 2003-2010,…

I think I may be obsessed with Zelda the same way some people are obsessed with Disney. Although I've met people who are beyond obsessed with Disney to a point that I cannot comprehend.

The Legend of Zelda has this unique charm I can't really describe. It's like your favorite fairy tale you've kept in your memory since…

I've had a 3DS and Wii U since launch and they're both killing my wallet this holiday. Pokemon, Zelda, Mario, I wanna pick up AC4 and Batman on the U, and Blackgate looks interesting so that too, Wind Waker HD, and maybe one of the Sonic games.

Let's call zelda what it is; a genre. You can throw Darksiders and Adonyne in there with several others. We don't want a lot of change because the formula works. The exploration, the characters and the gadgets, are all part of the joy. Metroidvenia is a similar genre. I personally feel like all contemporary fps's are…