Show me on this doll where your invisible friend touched you.

Show me on the doll where your invisible friend touched you.

Hopefully it will come with a better looking front fender.

“I guess the state could just rent him out to California.”

To shoot the fires?

I doubt NASKAR will be using Ti sockets on Ti nuts like they do in F1.

Didier was dead when the twins were born. His wife named them Didier and Gilles.

15 hrs. Moose Jaw to Thunder Bay solo in a governed U-Haul cube van.

I don’t know if it’s on Prime here in Canada, but BBC FIRST was doing a Top Gear marathon on cable when I was flipping through channels yesterday. 

Speeding fines in Finland are based on your income. The record was set by a Nokia exec. in 2002. 116,000 Euro for 75 kmh in a 50 kmh zone (47 in a 30). His income was 14M Euro/yr.

They’re gonna need more than Aquaman to save that pile from the chopping block. A “shoe guy” in charge of the company? Better get one now (all three of you) if you really want one.

The only time the highways in Canada look like that after a snowstorm is if there’s a Gold Medal hockey game on and everyone called in sick to watch it. Otherwise, you put your big boy pants on and drive to work.

Most of us in Canada can drive a manual in Sorels.

And back in 86......

“Nothing will stop us”

You’d think a veteran of the military would be cognizant of the fact that bullets will. 

I was under the impression you couldn’t be compelled to testify against relatives, or is that just spouse?

“The Mistubishi Evo and Subaru WRX are with us still today, but car nuts still lust after cars like the Escort Cosworth, the Celica GT4, the Mazda 323 GTX, and the Nissan Pulsar GTI-R.”

You forgot one. The UR-Q’s baby brother. When I went to pick it up from the local grey market importer it was parked in a quonset hut…

Tears of the Sun.

Tears of the Sun.

“Little did I know there’s a perfect tool just for this kind of job.”

I don’t know anyone that doesn’t have one of these.

No one tell him about dead blow hammers. It will be our little secret.

My friend’s father still has the 57 Chevy Bel Air he bought new.

xHamster sponsoring a Downhill MTB team has to be the weirdest.