It was ALWAYS Corollas (bonus points for beige and a fedora barely visible over the wheel), but times have changed. I have divided the new class into three subsections. Tesiots, Tesholes, and Hybrids (combination of the two). Plus, there’s the added bonus of having a car that while in FSD (Full Self Duh) is prone to…

Behold, the mythical Golden Corolla.

Bolts? We don’t need no steenking bolts.

March 9 is going to be a celebration for 80% (+/-) of us when that man child finally puts his stuff in a cardboard box and vacates the PMO.

Leaked image of George Russell in grade school.

I’d give a cactus a 60-40 chance with her.

Monaco is being shifted to June to accommodate Miami and Montreal being rescheduled to be back to back races to reduce cross Atlantic travel (and emissions), Fred still won’t have the time off to do the 500. You really need to do your research on the entire callender and why it was changed, not just the single race.

An…

“It’s pretty scary just how unstable a person has to be to qualify them to become a cop.”

Deportation? I thought Putin had people oligarchs fall down stairs or out of windows.

Sure, she’s a billionaire, but Elong has enough money to effectively bankrupt her.

Lee Ving is in his 70s and is in better condition than him. And still touring, too.

I’ll reserve judgement till I  read a statement from the CEO.

Your head up your ass will do that.

“Religion needs to be scrubbed.”

Give them Celine Dion and that Bieber twat as a consolation prize. Yeah, a consolation prize. . They’ll fall for it.

We have fire.We can kill it.

I have fire. We can kill it.

Look at where the sensor is. I have seen intersections where the sensor for advanced greens are 2 or 3 cars back so the advance won’t come on for just one car. I stop a car length back to activate the light and will pull up to the line if another car comes up behind me. Oh, and it pisses off the guys in the opposite…

1989 Volkswagen Rallye Golf.

One year to meet Group D homologation rules.

“Somewhere out there, there’s an alternate universe where instead of truck culture being the dominant car culture in the US, it’s the ute.”