I see dead people.

Alcoholic friend of mine should have tried that argument. 140 lbs., cops pulled him over at 10:30 AM and he blew .33. They couldn’t believe he could stand, let alone drive at that reading.

We’ve been trying to pawn Drake off on you like we did with Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. Dangling Rhianna in front of him should have worked, but unfortunately, he’s a mama’s boy, and keeps coming back. We’re going to have to put our heads together and come up with a new plan.

Yours truly,
Canada

Dylan Harrison is the spitting image of his old man. It’s uncanny.

He’s no Robert Förstemann.

Just mind the transmission. They had a nasty habit of jumping out of park. A friend’s mother’s Mk VII backed over her in their driveway as she was getting out of it.

VAG has come out with a clutch based on demand rear drive AWD system? How revolutionary.

Ideally, your vehicle shouldn’t come in contact with anything.

$500????? For that kind of money I can buy 8 of their 2GB SD cards and still have enough left over for a latte at Starbucks!

The O Show on the 1980 ME 125

I’m just gonna leave this here.

Crack pipe all day. You can pick up a low km grey market 89 CBR 400 (20,000 RPM redline) here for $2K less then that 76

“The helmet’s liner is made from styrofoam. Yes, the exact same material you get Chinese takeout in and which wraps stuff you order from Amazon. No one’s invented a better energy absorber that’s cost-effective yet. In your helmet, its densities are precisely varied to slow the deceleration of your head to a survivable…

When I went to pick up my Rallye Golf there was a 20vT in Martini livery w. under 100K km sitting next to it. They were looking to get $20K for it. $24K for a high mileage resprayed 8v is meth price.

Built by Arctic Cat. Suzuki powered. This is Jalop, after all.

Audi? Never heard of them.

I’ve had at least one in the driveway since the 90s. I’ve weaned myself down to one at the present time (pic is from 2001 - and if you’ve owned Coupes, you know why there’s 2 there).

You forgot go all the way to the end of the merge lane and butt in.

In a case like that it would be more than acceptable to coal-roll the bitch.

David Lee Roth paraphrased it best.

“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a big enough boat that you can sail right up next to it.”