Missing anything with a TVR emblem on the hood.

Will the cars be just as ugly in the game as they are in real life?

Turquoise Capri pants? Seriously?

nineTEEN.

I'm more worried about the walls scuffing my bikes.

Pffft.

The most evil minivan ever made. Renault Espace F1.

15 yr. old Macallan is the best they can do? I walk past that stuff to get to the scotch at the liquor store.

Terrifying? Don't tell me. Let me guess. You're afraid of balloons, too.

The GT2, aka the Widowmaker has done a pretty good job so far.

1 down, 2 to go. They dumped Lance (systematic cheat/pathological liar). Once they drop Tiger (serial adulterer/consumate prick) and Vick (animal abuser) from the payroll I MIGHT consider buying their products.

Because it's not horrifying.

Audi recommends no more that 3% difference in tire dia., and that you replace all four tires at the same time, even if you have a catastrophic failure in just one.

Horrifying? Seriously?

If Batman rode a bicycle......

"Tell us — what app would make your commute better?"

One word: Amblyopia

There's some roundy-round driver named Biffle. Sounds like the name of a toy Mattel would make, to be honest.

Where were the cops when the Chinese woman I pulled up beside at a red light last week was eating cereal. That's right. Cereal. Bowl. Milk. Spoon. CEREAL.

I clicked on the link hoping to find out why I knocked my coffee over Saturday morning. So much for that. My theory of putting it too close to my mouse will have to stand for now.

Did the price of bullets skyrocket yesterday? No warning shots. Shoot to kill.