Yeah, it lights up, but BLACK? At night? You're gonna ride on city streets in traffic at night dresses up like a well lit ninja? Are you serious? Where's the faceplam icon?

first thing to come to mind

I suggest you all find/watch Martin Scorsese's George Harrison: Living in the Material World.

Worst hair cut in the history of man? When was the Donald expunged from the history books?

If they're throwing in a free JFK ambulance with the sale I'll start warming up my cheque book.

Puerile, and an insult to Jim, but other than that............

I guess a lot of people didn't get the Tim Burton reference.

"the 45 year old man and his 23 year old girlfriend"

Welcome to 2007.

At 185,000 resident's I wouldn't exactly call Oakville a small town, and the Tim Horton's head office is about a mile from Citation Motors (874 Sinclair Rd.).

The Highway Patrol up here (OPP) are getting in arguments/fights/squabbles and tasering each other. As expected, the Cone of Silence has decended on the detatchment and there is a news blackout of the incident. Read the article in the link.

it'll be a cold day in hell before I ever.........wait, I'm Canadian. Nevermind.

I believe that's called "Method 2". Reread. Report back.

That's not a dog.

Chin up Colin. There's no way you could have avoided hitting Marco.

64/65 Buick Riviera.

So THAT'S why they invented flame throwers.

Watch the oncoming car's mirror.

The 73 GTO.

With no rules on what vehicles can be entered other than "run what you brüng,"