1) There is no human that can hit 200 RPM pedalling any form of HPV. Period. Top track sprinters and Keirin riders can hit the 140 range.

Gotta love people bitching endlessly about first world problems.

The GT2, aka the Widowmaker has done a pretty good job so far.

1 down, 2 to go. They dumped Lance (systematic cheat/pathological liar). Once they drop Tiger (serial adulterer/consumate prick) and Vick (animal abuser) from the payroll I MIGHT consider buying their products.

Because it's not horrifying.

Audi recommends no more that 3% difference in tire dia., and that you replace all four tires at the same time, even if you have a catastrophic failure in just one.

Horrifying? Seriously?

If Batman rode a bicycle......

"Tell us — what app would make your commute better?"

One word: Amblyopia

There's some roundy-round driver named Biffle. Sounds like the name of a toy Mattel would make, to be honest.

Where were the cops when the Chinese woman I pulled up beside at a red light last week was eating cereal. That's right. Cereal. Bowl. Milk. Spoon. CEREAL.

I clicked on the link hoping to find out why I knocked my coffee over Saturday morning. So much for that. My theory of putting it too close to my mouse will have to stand for now.

Did the price of bullets skyrocket yesterday? No warning shots. Shoot to kill.

Yeah, it lights up, but BLACK? At night? You're gonna ride on city streets in traffic at night dresses up like a well lit ninja? Are you serious? Where's the faceplam icon?

first thing to come to mind

I suggest you all find/watch Martin Scorsese's George Harrison: Living in the Material World.

Worst hair cut in the history of man? When was the Donald expunged from the history books?

If they're throwing in a free JFK ambulance with the sale I'll start warming up my cheque book.

Puerile, and an insult to Jim, but other than that............