I guess a lot of people didn't get the Tim Burton reference.

"the 45 year old man and his 23 year old girlfriend"

Welcome to 2007.

At 185,000 resident's I wouldn't exactly call Oakville a small town, and the Tim Horton's head office is about a mile from Citation Motors (874 Sinclair Rd.).

The Highway Patrol up here (OPP) are getting in arguments/fights/squabbles and tasering each other. As expected, the Cone of Silence has decended on the detatchment and there is a news blackout of the incident. Read the article in the link.

it'll be a cold day in hell before I ever.........wait, I'm Canadian. Nevermind.

I believe that's called "Method 2". Reread. Report back.

That's not a dog.

Chin up Colin. There's no way you could have avoided hitting Marco.

64/65 Buick Riviera.

So THAT'S why they invented flame throwers.

Watch the oncoming car's mirror.

The 73 GTO.

With no rules on what vehicles can be entered other than "run what you brüng,"

We have people going into the subway tunnels here and stealing copper wire. Quite a number of them end up as candidates for Darwin Awards.

Nick Mason is still, and always will be cooler.

Why is it women always have to SLAM car doors?

89 VW Rallye Golf. High compression head and 20 less CCs (to meet FIA Group D rules)? Sorry, that's a completely different motor, and needs to be tested/approved. Stupid EPA.

Read what Depp said in the quote. "I have a weird eye." Not my eyes are spaced wrong. What he has (or had as a child) is Amblyopia. One eye sees a different image than the other, and the brain learns to "disregard" most of the information, other than peripheral . I have the same thing (I have a blind spot dead centre…