How do we know you aren’t part of the conspiracy?

Counterpoint: Spiderman’s new costume is butt

Getting the permits and the resources to shut down roads as well as permission from private property owners is not easy or cheap by any means.

When I offered video evidence to the CHP for distracted drivers on the freeway, I was told in writing that Officers are unable to issue citations for Infractions OR MISDEMEANORS unless the officer has eye-witness access to the incident himself. I am curious why the case is different for this... Perhaps they just want…

You hear that Michael? MISTER France. Give him the respect he deserves. Gordy here is clearly a NYT writer.

Wow, they require an email address, cell phone number, and address. I wanted to put Darren Rovell’s, but I don’t want my supervisor at work getting a call, so...Jarvis Butt-Helmet it is.

Careful, I believe the only true way to enrage a Canadian is to unfairly disparage Tim Horton’s. Or to walk backwards on the right-hand side of the street on a Thursday in August, that’ll piss ’em right off.

Little known fact: Everything in and from Canada is full of fish.

Conor McGregor at UFC 196 weigh-ins:

Losing is winning? Marco Rubio get out of the Deadspin comments and get back on the campaign trail!

“McGregor: “I should create my own belt because I am, in myself, my own belt. It doesn’t matter weight. It doesn’t matter if it’s a featherweight, the lightweight, the welterweight, it’s the McGregor belt, so that’s it. I’m fighting for my own belt.”

Yes, he was training for a different fighter, in a title match at 155, not Diaz at 170. That’s a huge difference.

Short notice? McGregor was already primed and ready to fight dos Anjos. If anything, hats off to Diaz for taking a fight on 11 days notice.

I still have no idea why McGregor took this fight. I mean, hats off to him for being a real competitor and taking a new fighter in a different weight class and a non title fight on short notice but he had almost nothing to gain and everything to lose. Other than just trying to capitalize on McGregor’s current fame, I…

25 lbs out of his weight class.... the weight class he had to go through horrendous weight cuts to get down to, and had been dying to get out of? You mean that one? The one that made him look like a ghoul during weigh-ins?

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize this wasn’t a title fight and he was 25 lbs out of his weight class? He’s been shit stomping his own weight class.

The level of idiocy in your comment is superior to Connor’s stand up game, well done.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

Somehow with the X-Files reboot, they managed to remove *any* *trace* of the original magic? Like, they took all the lightning out of the bottle, and then ran it through the dishwasher a couple of times to make sure it was entirely lightning-free.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?