When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

Awwww, you're so full of shit.

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

Could you imagine if they’d done that and taken it in for 6?

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

He fell down catching the ball so was clearly down. Obviously you know nothing. But thanks for your great comment.

Yeah, but how bout that guy chuggin’ his own cock? Dayum!

Methinks he works at Walmart.

*Immediately starts punching*

Not talking about Walmart employees. Talking about the high percentage of pieces of shit that shop there. There are websites dedicated to the phenomenon.

What?

Why your league sucks: The NFL.

I feel the same way about going to an NFL game as I do about going to Walmart.

I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

Seems like a man who cannot simply enjoy a handful of cheetoes at 3am. Poor suffering bastard.

I am mesmerised by this.

How can you type with your old Livestrong bracelet cutting circulation off to your hand?

Honestly why should the Yankees let this serial cheater knock down the Babe’s HR record? Good move.