Wait what is this audio? How do I get it for every game? And how do I get it out of my nightmares?

Always a bat flip truther. It was an emphatic bat flip and anawesome sequence.

i need that umpire to moderate my next family gathering. he looked like the dad, chilling everyone out with promises of ice cream later.

I would have waved my cap to the crowd as I rounded the bases. Then moon-walked the last ten feet. Followed by a bunny hop on the plate for emphasis.

I didn’t know they kept their field mics inside the toilet reservoirs in Cleveland.

While the on-field audio in the clip above isn’t crystal clear

Amazing that technology lets us hear the game through the ears of Dock Ellis.

No. Instead it’s customary for each team at the end of the game to exchange a bottle of maple syrup to make up for any hard feelings that may have been endured during the game.

They do preemptive apologies in the CFL this year; the teams apologize to one another ahead of time right before the coin toss.

Personally, I’d have cut a hole in the hood rather than raise the whole thing, but that’s me.

except it would have the engine sticking tru the bonnet as stated in the article, they needed that bodylift for space

Tosser. That’s gold. I’m taking that to this side of the pond

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

One thing I love about this dude from reading about him the last several days, is how he claims he’s doing a public service by giving away the balls he catches, when in actuality every single ball would end up with other fans if he just left it alone.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I thought it was awesome how quickly they started that song. That is some Major League music talent, right there. Keep the players in the minors, but send up the sound guy!

I want a chocolate filled churro right fucking now.

They gotta learn to brawl properly first. Unwritten rules declare the grassy area between home plate and the pitcher’s mound is the designated brawling location, not near a dugout or bases so as to give all fans an equal view of the fisticuffs.