Well, that caught me hook line and sinker.

Wait...what? Like, literal rockets?? Why wasn’t this mentioned in the article & where can I read more?

Damn, the Jez grays are one of the few places where we can duck to escape the one-sided groupthink for a minute.

Right. I’m certainly not arguing that 45 doesn’t deserve this - he does - but I never really saw much discourse about the whole taking-money-and-also-breaking-the-contract thing.

I wonder...if you could fit a self-righting system on an airborne vehicle, what’s the highest drop, onto all 4 wheels equally, that the truck could sustain without damage?

Hey everyone! We’re almost a decade into the future, HTC EVO 4Gs are $10 a pop on eBay and WiMax is long dead. Crazy how tech moves along.

What’s the lift market for the Miata like? I remember a story here where someone found a lift kit for a PRIUS, so certainly something must exist...

Cover the balloon in a $3 plastic throw cloth. Should hold out most of the sharp stuff.

Honestly, say the car is actually worth $50000 and you want a $1000 profit. Sell the tickets for $11. I would buy a few as well, and I get paid barely above minimum wage. Those are better odds than the lottery, I’ll bet.

I guess it’s *maybe* excusable if the photo imported along with a linked social media account.

Someone with a Snapchat add code as their profile is far too attention seeking to be taken seriously on anything,

To be fair, it’s a pretty famous image; it’s been kicking around the interwebs since the “trololol” days of the late ‘00s.

No, you’re feeling the right emotion. Anger is okay. Rage against the dying of the light. 

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Kids, don’t write articles before 9AM. Rob should have definitely mentioned that.

Pedantic, but not really. A slow death by crushing...not sure lobsters can survive 2 miles of water.

If I may ask, as a relatively young person...how do I reconcile this article, which is good - with his other article, which is deeply flawed thinking?

I’d be interested to see what kind of management has replaced him before drawing any conclusions from this, TBH.

I’d be interested to see what kind of management has replaced him before drawing any conclusions from this, TBH.

Mon Dieu! 

As compared to...*checks notes*...all the college educated Mexicans in FCA’s factories?