You take that back. $kay was a beloved commenter from the very same golden days of Jalopnik you allude to.

Remember the one where it was, like, a cadillac or jaguar or something and the author just made it an abstract essay that barely touched on the car at all? It was a road trip with their kid or something. I thought it was a good article, but boy were people piling on in the comments. 

Yeah, I was about to say. That also does it...more expensive, sure, but way less dangerous.

This seems more like a crab walk at the expense of his tires and power steering, rather than an actual turn. impressive nonetheless.

See the comment above yours, story seems to match. Resort seems to be desperately underplaying how severe this incident was. https://jalopnik.com/1848334658

First step to be ungreyed: don’t copy-paste comments, don’t make a post that repeats the same points 3 times over. 

Yeah, no dancing mini Bugs at the end, I call shenanigans. 

Per the comments, the red one is basically a chang-li. Whoa. 

Dr. Strange. Go back in time to ~2011, say something nice so an author/mod account stars/upvotes your comment, or follows you (I’m so old I forgot what it was. Stars were different though). Repeat for each blog you read.

I’m out of the grays on Gizmodo, where I haven’t posted in years, but not here...

What the hell? How was this not caught during engine development?

Can you tell us more about knock retarding - is there a MY before/after this became a common feature, or how important is it to check if your engine is doing this?

Hmm. I had a leaky and/or broken brake cylinder (broke teenage me just kept topping up fluid) and I used the handbrake as pretty much my sole means of stopping for several months... until my parents made me take the car in for a $2K service to fix all the stuff I’d been overlooking.

They mean in terms of frame/drivetrain damage/driveability. The electronic doodads are secondary. 

Well...minus the branches, those rocks look to be pretty uniform in size. I bet everything down to minivans and non-low-profile-tire cars could do it. Preferably with a spotter or skid plate, but it’s not as bad as the article’s photos. 

Tip of the hat to you, sir. If you give a mouse a cookie....

Without washing with soap, that is, but that raises the question if the environmental harm done by the soap is outweighed by not having the plastic burned / in a landfill

It’s a waste due to regulations. If Kia just cut a hole in the top of the hull & made a “$1000/vehicle, bring your own boat” special, you’d probably net a million or two. 

What the hell? Is that the new 2021 model?

Wait, that’s just an electric cargo trike. Those can cost thousands here in the US, was it too janky to sell?

My HTC EVO LTE just bit the dust. Firefox would take ten minutes to load a tab, but by God it would work, eight years after release. 

Those places get most of their business by scamming the high concentration of Central American immigrants.