Somewhere on the planet, in (hopefully) a Private Browsing tab, “sexy carburetor girl” was just entered into the search bar.

Well, to have the income, credit, and general collateral/rentalworthiness to rent the van, you have to be pretty wealthy to begin with.

Your thoughts on the general population are spot on.

I was heading down to South Carolina on New Year’s even and found myself on an open, straight stretch of highway with one car behind me. As the hours passed I saw it creeping up on me. We eventually came side by side. And stayed there. It passed me at maybe half an inch a minute. I made eye contact with the other…

No one remembers the OG Dat Ass meme. You had to be online in the early 10's to get this reference.

Right? We’re literally watching the place where people have very likely lost their lives. Makes the video a bit more gruesome.

How did they not get swept away? Fuck me sideways, you could not have paid me enough to be in that vehicle.

When I get home I always pat my rear spoiler and thank it, regardless of the length of the drive. Glad I’m not the only one. 

“$kay.exe has crashed due to an unknown error”

~3mph average walking speed vs 15-25MPH scooter speed.

That is an option they need, and badly. But amidst Univision’s money woes and the relentless deluge of articles here, no one cares what two grey commenters think.

Eh. An unfunny one eved by CH’s standards.

You’re a bit off there. First off, Clickhole is a satirical site and is trying to be funny.

The only thing clickhole scams you out of is your time.

This reads like one of those bots that makes a generic comment on an article, to avoid the spam filter, before linking to a scam site or whatever.

where are you getting the extra -ic? Juh-lohp-niek.

Also, AMEX only reports positively to credit bureaus for joint account holders.

I wouldn’t even mind it if they made it slide in & out when the car started. The fanciness will distract from the crappy execution!

Ah, but you see, mate, the article was about buying a ticket to places you’d want to travel.

Ah, I misread you. I thought you were doing full vehicle inspections for free, LOL.