Mumbling is a long standing, venerable BBC tradition, if those moody murder mysteries are anything to go by.

I think the fact that everyone in the movie approached it seriously really sells what they’re doing. This movie is essentially a D&D campaign but with only three party members. Think about it. They raid two dungeons and a temple. The main character gets his fighting abilities from his time as a gladiator and his…

The guy who made Red Dawn is the model for Walter Sobchak? THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

Pixels is more like a classical drama than a mere “movie.”

You’re either balling or you aren’t. This kid is not balling.

We have moved on tot he legal fund now.

I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…

The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

Been there. After I got my illustrious degree and found that the entire country was short on jobs, I was a manager at a well known shoe store. When talking to a woman who hated me from the word go and I have no idea why. I wasn't rude or mean in any way. She was buying shoes for her son, she looked at me and said,…

This gif makes me think that if I worshiped any deity, it would have have to take the form of a graceful mama tabby who will gently lift me up and carry me away from this mortal coil when the time comes. Am I drunk right now? You decide.