Cecil’s cubs will almost certainly starve to death. Murdering asshole dentist’s wife and kids are much less likely to do so. I’m sure they’ll live, go to school, and get on with their lives subject to some harassment and public shame. Big fucking deal. That’s a far cry from being left to die just to satisfy one’s…

OhMuhGee, Truman Chipotle: Best drag king name ever.

Read his timeline and you’ll find his motivation and mindset for a “boots on the ground” solution for the world not agreeing with him that much easier to understand.

Laughing heartily at this. Just as a commercial for St. Jude's comes on asking for only 19 cents a day. I'm trying not to feel like a terrible person.

Because when the world cries out for justice no one needs, Capt. Obvious will be there.

Anytime I order a bucket anything, I softly start singing "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" through a trickle of manly, patriotic tears. *

It's no big secret, really. El Chavo on Sunset. I saw here there when the musical 9 to 5 was playing here, so, I figured that's why she was in town. She always stops there when she's in L.A.. She was friends with the previous owner who obviously and rightly revered her.

If you ask nicely, I'll tell you her favorite Mexican restaurant in L.A. when she's here visiting. I saw her oh-so-petite frame there once. A Dolly sighting there is always a cause for excitement. The place has a huge, glorious Dolly portrait near the bar. I'll probably die at that bar.

"actor, life coach and yoga instructor." The new Industry triple threat. They tend to have the loooongest profiles on OKCupid(which I only read for the articles).

Define "most definitely true"?

How long before Cracked manages to call bullshit on this one?

And a-one, and a-two, and a ...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrFOb_…

Speaking of which, there some absolutely adorable newborns of the same stripe available for adoption at the West Hollywood VCA. Go. Go, now!

You and me both, partner. Too many Mai Tais? I say it's not enough Mai Time!

Dark Gods by T.E.D. Klein is a swell take on Lovecraftian horror. "Children of the King dom" gave me honest-to-god shivers whole "Black Man with a Horn" just absolutely fucked me up to where I would not look out windows after dark.

Good for you, Boom, you can count. Another gold star for you to go along with you non-joke getting self-righteousness. Let me know when I can buy your book when it's up on the shelves next to Ophira's.

"Darkman face" is killing me.

Perhaps Orchid is pissed because she's the married to the fat choker and she's projecting her resentment and dissatisfaction with her life choices.

Give this guy an SMG and he is Master Chief.