Eh, it's not that great.

"I don't like you nyiih"

The original trilogy and CD are great for the same reasons the Sonic Advance series is largely great. They're in 2D.

Oh, I don't know, Sonic 3D Blast, all the bullshit not-Sonic-and-Shadow parts of Sonic Adventure 2, and Sonic the Hedgehog 2007's insanely terrible city hub?

Because it's an on-rails Wii game, maybe?

Sonic may have always been a platformer, but it's never been a GOOD platformer.

Wait, Region filters?

A cartoonish platformer with an impressive emphasis on Pixar-style cinematic storytelling is still a cartoonish platformer.

So do I. The tea brewer is basically a plastic cylinder with a filter and a pressure-activated spigot on the bottom, so that when you press against the (recessed) bottom with a cup, the liquid pours into it while the tea leaves are caught up and can be cleaned out.

Eh, DAII went through a gigantic shitstorm years ago, one I'm not keen to dredge up.

There is a brewing differential between types of teas, but it's just the difference between putting something on the burner for, say, 195 degrees or 205 degrees. Not *that* big of a deal.

I could not give less of a fuck about Jimmy Boy and his self-righteous little rants, especially when the title tells me pretty much everything he's going to say.

Man, I will never purchase an EA product again in my life, but you gotta respect that snark.

I drink coffee every day. It's just shitty coffee, because I can't afford any better.

Eh, the real exorbitant cost would be in acquiring fancy tea leaves.

But that's just vanity.

>Baratza Virtuoso Coffee Grinder 586

That was just the drink I had in my hand when I needed to remake my Gawker account. Michelob Ultra is terrible, and a rather inconvenient name when discussing drinks, I admit, but my point about people's astronomically expensive coffee apparatus still stands.

It's astounding that coffee freaks can spend THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS striving for an ideal cup, studying techniques as precise and involved as those in a molecular chemistry lab,

How can you declare Ellen Page's performance as one of the 'best celebrity cameos in video games' before the game is even out?