What's people's problem with mice anyway? Rats I get, but if you've got a mouse in your house, give them a flea bath, give them some toys, feed them, and put them in a nice comfy box, because mice are fucking adorable.

Why are you so paranoid and thin-skinned?

'Trouble for legit customers' isn't a matter of legislation. That's on publishers implementing shoddy DRM.

The DMCA doesn't prevent piracy.

But I don't care. You're forgetting the part where winning an argument on the internet isn't as important to me as not getting punished for taking free shit, and piracy is SO poorly policed that this is the status quo.

I guess "being bisexual" wasn't the most obvious thing in the world, but hey, semen tastes fine, and straight guys are probably less likely to engage in it.

Being bisexual has its benefits in this regard.

Pre-order bonuses (by which you mean undermining reviews and putting blind faith in a promise) are terrible.

Holy Shit, fresh and original Nintendo IP?

*It's

That villa/mansion/castle/whatever it is just became my new wallpaper. Easily the best of the bunch.

I'm decent at Tetris.

The first time I spent a solid 24 hours on a video game was Valkyria Chronicles.

So what?

"One of those".

I said this to another guy.

I don't have a Wii, but I know about Red Steel 2.

I was unintentionally vague with what I referred to by 'shooter'.

I beat all of Red Steel and really liked it. I especially liked the story. Yeah, the sword fighting was a bit silly, but it was engaging and it worked.