You aren't alone. My granny once got her head stuck in a hat in a shop because the shop assistant forced it on...
But do you look good in hats?!
This is such a gendered issue it's just ridiculous. I'm a physics/maths student, and while I know that academic strengths and weaknesses are by no means any kind of measure of character (I could rant about that for a while) one would presume that being involved in the sciences is about as far from looks oriented as…
The hair is one of the main reasons he got elected. The hair, and hosting a comedy panel show. My city really does astound me sometimes...
All I can think when I picture that ashtray is 'OMG FAIRY BATHTUB!'
THAT! My mum decorated my childhood room like it was under the sea, I'm pretty sure I would have fought off 100 other children tooth and nail for that bed. Probably still would...
If I had a bed that cost that much, I would feel obliged to superglue my eyelids open so that I could never sleep and just stay awake appreciating it.
Yeah, but the sheet is brown. No lie, I don't think I could sleep under brown sheets, that's just wrong. Like brown plates, or coloured bathrooms suites.
Or you could spend $790,310 on this bathtub...
But if you tell people up front the ridiculous amount of money you expect them to give you, you won't have the element of bitchy surprise to try and guilt trip them into paying for your exorbitantly priced food... I mean, they didn't charge the guests for the 'decor', how generous are you expecting them to get? Geez!
That's brilliant. If I ever have a wedding, I am going to mandate that everyone involved should refer to it as 'the fart party'.
But we've got to be pro SOME form of genital mutilation, right? If we want women to have autonomy over their bodies, we must want all men to be trampled by angry feminist unicorns.
We will welcome you with slight, noncommittal nods of the head, and return to grumbling amongst ourselves.