WOOOOOO B5!

Taylor swift is a shemale, or looks like one. She's probably one of the worst lays in history, or so is told. She couldn't suck a (edited for your imagination) if it was covered in super glue.

Paypal is crooked, and their security is shit, my account has been hacked like 40 times this year alone.

*little girl crying is heard

Its not a bullshit reason, its a good one, and one of the oldest. Why did spiderman not want to confess love to mary jane. Why did batman never marry or get close to anyone.

So reddit is like 4chan with no boundries.

fake. Bobbleheads weren't created until the late 90's or 2000's.

I just knew i wouldnt be the first.

Real life is also like GTA San Andreas, in that some black guys steal, kill, commit gang activities, and stealing cars. lol

SLUT!

WTF IS COAST DAY

How about less on what you can do in GTA V....

Whats the reason?

WTF IS THIS SHIT.

Gene Roddenberry's censored notes:

yea, fuck you sensative gay people. get a sence of humor ,or get a life.

OOH OOH.. I came up with one.... Travel back in time, plant nuclear device in germany, wipe out germany during early stages of WW2, people will think they were testing bombs, and fucked up.