"I have no balls"

"This'll get me some pussy"

Its a stupid horrible show and tainting our marvel and star wars universi

He's a copycat from the original!

TAKE MY MONEY!

I'd tap that! Then i'd die of paper cuts..

"So... I'm here to review hitler wine.."

There is only one game with bugs worth playing

Not really.. This is why the 'based on a true story" thing runs well in hollywood, you can take out or shove anything in to make it more popular. Like the social network, its not totally accurate, but it was used with SOME facts, but just enough faux facts to make it interesting or scandalous.

"On the contrary kotaku, I leave the squeezing and slapping of grimy things to my son Tyrian"

NOOO. why did you have to bring that back!

Fuck that shit, I'm not going to be the night janitor. I hear if your the night janitor, the mannequin's come alive and feed on your soul!

Fear not folks! The stars destruction will not destroy us. The career's of Lohan, Culkin, Beiber, And that girl with the fat little tits from 7th heaven who did shitty movies like "big liar" have all suffered the damage to save us from this destructive force and shielded us from oblivion.

Don't worry folks, Big oil will rid you of this communist plot of "science"

I lolled.

KOTAKU, YOU SUCK! Stop making or showing easter egg reveals for a game that isnt out yet! you idiots! stop ruining our games, quit it, or at least make "MAJOR SPOILERS" part of the description.

Oh please god, let the cannibals win.

How many child prostitutes can you see in google street view now?

Then at the end, this happened

I think she should be shocked she actually got through to a microsoft support person at all.