"The good captain roamed the ocean in search of crunchy food, just as I did. Guess who achieved their goal first?"

Its so bad, Psy is writing a song about it. Featuring WILLING HUNG!

Hey she wanted to buy an apple product, a soon to be outdated product ^^

*spits. Your $13.37 will never pay the debt you have ripped from OUR VERY SOULS OUYA!"

"This skelleton has touched me like no man could ever...."

I'll just.. leave this here..

I proclaim from now on, that we do not say "just like a hot knife through butter".. But instead we say "Just like a hot ball of nickle through a giant gummy bear"

I'm a guy...so.. I dont want to fuck or marry male mythical creatures. But i choose to murder all of them.

America is becoming the old russia.. broke, idiotic government, mornonic spending on defensive and aggressive weaponry, treating their people like shit, not regulating the corrupt. Sounds more like china to me, but then china is smart to own most of america.

There is only one problem with that design.... One little crack in that big ass window and everyone dies.

I don't know.. She seems pretty happy about being told to fuck off.

Old Pat Robertson... Your wisdom truly has no bounds.. If you believe him with what hes' said, then you must believe the other wisdom he's shared.. Here are some excerpts.

"The studio has concluded that since no other director was interested, we are pleased to annouce Ule Boll as the new AKIRA Director."

People like me, just not you.

Just wait... the vatican will release "Virtual mass" for all platforms

Its no crying shame that it wasn't made, it would make me cry in shame that it was. Its horrible... beyond horrible... it makes Diablo III look like Elder Scrolls Morrowind!

@fritzo

No, they pay me to watch porn and use the photocopier to copy and display my junk around the office, marking my territory.

almost pissed myself laughing at that pic. good work

You win the internet for your simpsons commentary.