Don't worry girls, I'm sure your future husbands are out there, with a fetish for batshit crazy.

"Hi, John Madden here, being your commentator for Magic the Gathering on ESNP2!"

I've NEVER played Magic, D&D, or anything that takes hours to play. I once, growing up, used to be into pokemon cards. One time got a charizard from a pack and sold it for $50 to a store. But I didnt know how the damn game worked, played in a tournament, lost 20 seconds in.

anddddddddddddddddddd... Sued..

Yeah,. and I would bet it was featured on this channel:

c'mon folks, give him your money, to get a new pair of non-horrible glasses.

pft, it wasnt so scary... I only pissed my pants three times.

I will never play doom 2 again now, its tainted...

I'd play the shit out of that!

EA HAD BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP!

I LIKED batman forever... batman returns sucked ass.

Honestly, big breasted warrior women are awesome.. I played "DOA extreme 1 & 2 for tons of time because of my unsated need for "volleyball". lol

Id bet that most of the people who sent in threats like that were Americans.. You people are your gus, even virtual in-game gun regulation sets you folks off.. Seriously...

lol

Kotaku is mentioning "one direction"? Im going to kill you all, mwahahahaha...

Funny.. I thought I was watching a magic show, because there was the illusion that Wayne Brady was funny.

Funny.. I thought I was watching a magic show, because there was the illusion that Wayne Brady was funny.

Her boobs look bigger on the right with the XO.. IM GETTING ONE!

Here's my two cents.

I love japan!