Seriously. How do they get through the ticket counter, security, the boarding procedure and the safety announcements, let alone the flight itself, without even glancing at an unrelated female?

or buy the seat next to you if you have concerns about who you have to sit next to.

Because an all-male airline would be illegal. So they have to suck it up and deal with the outside world.

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Why wouldn’t they simply move the dude? He’s the one with the issue.

Seems like an evolutionary disadvantage.

I just don’t understand why, if these guys really can’t sit next to women, they don’t just start their own all-male airline other than the fact that I’ve already copyrighted that idea and am halfway done designing the Stewards uniforms.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Bad news for historical epics. I’m beginning to lose hope I can get funding for my upcoming Shaka Zulu biopic . And that’s with Miles Teller already attached for the lead.

That could never happen here in America.

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.

Nope, they were good. What we’d really want is new X-File episodes with a fresh writing staff, but that won’t happen.

Sometimes you forgive because it's what's best for you, personally. You don't always forgive for the other person.

I think I would have the smallest modicum of respect for these douches if they stopped pretending to apologize and just OWNED their terribleness, ya know?

I hoped to present a more fully-rounded portrait of Mr. Holtzclaw than had appeared in the press. I hoped to explore the question of what had happened to this once-promising young man.

Asahi would be smart to refund them unconditionally, give them a $500 gift certificate, and issue a statement about their commitment to kaizen.

Why did you let this fool out of the greys? Please tell me they were in the greys.

Someone was emotionally stunted as a child.

Oooh, you’re so edgy.

Christ, don’t fucking read it, then.