Damn ladies, pick a font.

PARTY HARD

Good boy.

Okay, CLEARLY this player is an outlier .

And I'll give you grief for trolling Destiny articles.

Wow you are so cool.

Part of the on-going Destiny Frustration Saga is Bungie's insistence on fixing community work-arounds to their game's bugs. They don't fix the bugs, heavens no. Because fuck you, we're Bungie, and you'll play the broken game the way we want you to play it.

They also fixed the bug where you weren't allowed to bring your high horse into the Raid with you. So you've got that going for you now.

As a kid, I decided to play on the monkey bars. With winter gloves on.

Kind of interesting how the scores of plain white people are shown, but any black actors in either movie are obscured by shadow and photographed at a weird angle.

Clancy Brown in Pet Sematary 2 really fucked me up. Dude is 12 notches above terrifying.

Javier from Felicity.

Natasha Allegri is flawless, FYI.

#1 The War on Christmas.

Offering up my first born child for this movie.

That is a lie and you know it.

That seems to be the standard line when people actively harass women. Tired of hearing it.

Rachel shouldn't be freaking out about eating Skittles. They're vegan. No horse hoof gelatin.

Tony makes the best videos. I wish I could invite him over to explain all of my favorite movies to me.

Name your dog Dogen. Bask in his majesty.