As a Zoe (spelled correctly), I'm right there with you.

...Too soon.

I turned 30 last month. My little sister got engaged (again!) last week. I'd like to thank Michael Lohan and Charles Manson for this ongoing internal crisis.

Also, Telltale, previously responsible forThe Walking Dead and The Wolf Among Us among others, has a good track record of high-quality adventure games.

Not even a second of hesitation, either.

"You can hear the crunch? I hadn't noticed before. Lemme go re-watch the video to chec— OH GOD NO WHY DID I THINK I WANTED TO VERIFY THIS" - Me, 5 seconds ago.

Winston, if someone asks you if you think a female team of Ghostbusters would be cool, you say: YES.

Ha! Took me a minute.

Missions

My dad was telling me that when he was growing up (probably in the 70s?) they used to put marijuana in pizza tomato sauce, and that's how he and his friends preferred to get high. I thought he was nuts. But, look at this. Look at this shit. It's real. I love you, dad.

That *other* Washington is always trying to take subtle jabs at the actual Washington. We've had enough, dammit!

$12.00/hour? But if they were open to hiring a woman they'd only have to pay $9.36/hour.

For some reason I just can't seem to get behind the character design for this game. It's exaggerated but not in an aesthetically pleasing way.

Alright, let's shut down comments. This one wins.

Geez Gorski, give it a rest.

As someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, this didn't seem "cringe worthy" at all. Calm down, Jez.

When was the last time there was this much mystery involved in a demo or game before? We're all rallying together to uncover the mysteries, sharing theories and play-throughs on game forums, etc. It's super awesome and I'm absolutely in love.

Been burned by this franchise too much to risk getting invested in this, unfortunately.

Remember when we used to get actual stuff for pre-ordering? My deck of Psychonauts playing cards remembers.

I know far too many smart people who go to this guy's church. I don't understand the appeal.