FromAway
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From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

I want the pastries at the grocery store covered up with a blanket. I shouldn't have to cope with such temptation. Even when I resist, the sight of them leads me to be gluttonous in my heart.

OH, FOR...

This has weighed heavy on her heart for months? FOR MONTHS?

Good call. Burkas are the way to go, since men simply can't be controlled.

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

Who else just did NOT see this coming?

I'm just here to be excited that Maine gets mentioned.

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

I don't like the economic message of this song. Didn't these ladies learn from Mitt Romney that you can't just tell folks to "work!" and "go to work!" when we have lost so many manufacturing and middle-class jobs. It's very presumptuous.

Maybe it's too sexy and distracting to the girls?

Counter-point: summer was great. We bought kayaks and didn't watch the news.

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Okay...I think we ALL know how this is gonna end...

For fuck snakes

Since this story is not funny in any way, let's all remember the time University of Kansas Defensive End Dion Rayford got himself wedged, Winnie the Pooh-style, in a Taco Bell drive-thru window.

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.

The lack of GT-style CHEAPEST-Wedding-Off that is happening here is disappoint.

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?