I love how every thread in the I Thee Dread section involves someone proclaiming that they “would NEVER have ... at their wedding” and that “(something that someone did at their wedding) is a stupid tradition that needs to go away”. I guess getting married is an open invitation to snotty singles to be judgy bitches.…

Did you see the complete lack of cited resources?

I went to art school. This is absolutely feasible.

Thank you

Heads (marine toilets) tend to need fixing only in the wee hours of the morning. Mostly because someone has clogged it and either is to embarrassed or ignorant to let you know what they've done.