FrogAndToadForever
FrogAndToadForever
FrogAndToadForever

Oh, it's an appropriation-off!

It pisses me off to an infinite degree that Jon Stewart is the one talking about this and not the actual "legitimate" news. What in the hell am I suppose to do next month if SNAP isn't available? Go to a food bank? Oh you mean the things in my state that had their budget decreased by 66%? Get a better job? That

It's easy because I never bought their pasta anyway, but I kind of feel bad in these situations because plenty of decent folks end up working for these companies and now are like, "WTF... why couldn't he just STFU?"

I actually really like Snooki. She and J-Woww were actually a really good example of a supportive female friendship. She's not the brightest crayon in the box, but she seems like a nice enough kid. Anyway, I love Bill Nye, but it's a dancing show and he can't really dance. He's awesome at like, 943278437 other things,

She basically is manipulated by the Lannisters to give them the evidence to try Ned for treason.

12. Forgetting to hop into bed to evade the monsters.

I think that belief persists because if someone is rejected by a woman they can always fall back on the idea that she wasn't rejecting them so much as she was an awful gold-digger and she rejected them because they weren't powerful or rich enough for her. When really they were rejected because they were a skeeve or an

Poor, lonely fucks would kill for a nagging harpie in their lives, let alone a strong-ass lady like Skyler (or Anna Gunn, the amazing RL actress who plays her). Did it ever occur to them that by being unlikeable she's doing a great job at her role? No? Didn't think so. Morons.

You don't have to hire a lawyer for an EEOC claim. That's the purpose of the EEOC. You file a complaint, and the commission investigates.

I mean... it's easy to say he doesn't like them because they're women, but we can all agree that the one lady he said he did like is a more sophisticated writer than the other three. I liked HG, but the writing is basic. I'd want to know his views on other female writers who didn't write nonsense before I condemn him.

Incredible with an H? Pretty sure 'incredibleh' is an accurate descriptor of this column.

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

Neither of those dresses fit the women. There is no need to even mention their bodies.

Deli sandwiches don't have love?

I am earnestly applying for jobs and I look forward to a career in public service.

I think people associate the -a with feminine names. I know so many people who've named their kids: Sophia, Emma, Olivia, Ava, Isabella, Bella, Lucia, Louisa, Vanessa, Briana, Gabriela... The list goes on and on. Think of a name, add an a and voila it's gold. Voila—there's a good one if anyone wants to claim it

This letter needs to be shown to one and all who are sad that they didn't get into the grad school of their choosing. Don't feel bad! Grad school is not necessarily an indication of great intelligence.

Hey Samantha, not cool. I have a strong love of lemon poppy seed muffins. It's not like we're talking about bran muffins here!

Hi! If you're actually interested in learning about privilege or thinking about it, here is a fantastic primer which everyone should read. If you have mastered the concept, still read it. Then come back here and wrangle some dumbasses because this comment section is about to get stupid.

"So I don’t hate Kate Menendez because she chose to be rich. I hate her because she chose to be an asshole."