Gretchen Carlson probably thinks Oscar the Grouch glorifies homelessness.

“It is a violation of human rights when babies are denied food, or drowned, or suffocated, or their spines broken, simply because they are born girls.

It is a violation of human rights when women and girls are sold into the slavery of prostitution.

It is a violation of human rights when women are doused with gasoline,…

Red Foreman?

Thank you for remembering another detail I forgot! Now when i'm drunk and yelling about Full House to my friends I can scream, "But it was the Counting Crows!! The Counting Crows!!!"

Do you guys really want to know why I hate Danny Tanner!? I'll tell you! I'm going to get all worked up here, so please just be patient. I remember one episode of Full House when Uncle Jessie scored tickets to see a band that D.J LOVED and who Stephanie had never heard of. Stephanie didn't think it was fair that D.J…

I saw it! And blacked it! It's genius!

You win all of the awards.

It's like Tish Cyrus came back in time from 100,000 years from now.

WHAT ABOUT THE DEMAND FOR TUXEDO RENTALS, JEZEBEL! Or are you too busy being in the pocket of Big Wedding to care about groomsmen?

Mere moments after my husband finally decided to give FNL a shot and fired up Ye Olde Netflix I checked Jez and there was Riggins! Kismet!

See, this is the problem with how we have dealt with "racism" as a society. We've taken that word, put it in a box, and shoved it into a corner of America's attic that we reserve for Bad Things That Bad People Do. That way, the rest of us, all of whom know implicitly that we are Good People, can assure ourselves that…

Does Chloe Sevigny not realize that there are dozens of us? DOZENS?!?!

On a scale of Kim Kardashian's sex tape to Kim Kardashian's pregnancy, how intentional do you really think I could have made that look?

While I may not always love the way my country is acting, I do love the ideals that my country is supposed to embody.

He was born with a cleft palate and lip if I'm not mistaken, so... good job singling out something this asshat has no control over and focusing on that instead of his horrid stance on this issue.

I dunno, I think I might kinda dig a pubic proposal. Assuming it's made safely, of course.

Yes, this is the important part of the NSA leaking story.

Ever get the feeling we're deliberately being distracted from something?

By the time someone needs Plan B, it's a little late to be discussing whether or not she should be having sex. And do we really want pharmacists deciding whether a given girl gets Plan B or not? Given pharmacists shitty track record with handing out plan b to women over 17, I'm going with no. Girls need to be able…