Too bad he’s so mediocre, because good Ferentzes make good neighbors.

Press her more, and risk being casted out of the prized DC Cocktail Party Circuit? Are you mad?

Haha! The White House Press Corps has always been complicit. That’s how they get to stay in the room and rub elbows at fancy parties.

My mother always said this would happen if I didn’t wear protection on macaque

“I swear, honey, I caught the herp from the monkeys on a glass bottom boat tour in Silver Springs, not that skanky strip club in Tampa I promised you I’d never go to again!”

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

I gather that you’re proud of this.

That’s alright, they were owned until 2011 by a guy that hadn’t breathed since 1994.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

I just knock the snow from the door opening, works for me. I’ve got to open the door to get the scraper anyway, may as well just put the key in and turn it while I’m in there.

My neighbor warms his car up from a cold start to redline in the winter. He won’t listen to sense. His engines never seem to last more than a few years. Go figure.

As a culture we need to raise our sons not to feel entitled to girl’s/women’s bodies. A lot of men know that women have been trained to tie their worth into pleasing men or their ability to keep them and take advantage of that. When you’re a teenaged girl, your need to be accepted and wanted often overrides the logic…

The only memorial to Confederate soldiers should be “These here boys were traitors to America, let them rot”. Because let us not forget, Confederates are literally unAmerican traitors. Lets make sure that never gets forgotten.

Very simple way to stop this, if you can get the family on board. The next time they start, everyone should stop what they’re doing and watch, with occasional comments on what they’re doing as if you’re watching a football game.

I miss the dicker rod.

Thank you, Andrew Cuomo

Men do get 3 months of paternity leave as a federal law. Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993. Granted, that leave is unpaid, but that’s also the case for mothers under the same law. And yes, the US lags far behind the rest of the First World in providing paid paternity AND maternity leave.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.