Jesus, I didn’t even know this was a thing? What kind of monstrously stupid person thought this up???
Why do you even need to hack it?? Just get a similar size and style digital display and make your own!

Thank god we have another SUV with serious off road chops available here in the US, where as we all know, there are no roads at all and every drive requires 4wd as you pass the rotting wreckage of lesser vehicles that failed to make it out of the suburbs.

I’m all in favor of Boing rushing production and taking every shortcut it can think of to get him his plane. 

It still blows my mind that I took the MSF, rode shitty Buells that never got above 10mph, and was handed my license at the end to go ride in 75mph highway traffic.

As close as your nose is to your anus, you don’t have to imagine how pants filling this adventure would be.

My wife is also a woman. Glad to know there’s another guy out there like me. /s

This needs to be a race league YESTERDAY

Everything is dead at Tesla with Elon Musk name on it. I’d rather drive an 1959 Edsel.

Giving rise to the saying “money can’t buy taste”. And “new money” vs “old money”

I would like to think that they all apologized to each other, piled in that Subaru, bottoming out the suspension, and then proceeded to bankrupt the local Golden Corral.

Throw in some kind of blockchain Web3 angle and you have a winner!

Fiskfuls of cash?

I never watched the show, but the description of his role, and the fact that I’ve never heard his name, suggests that he was not on the level to be able to command a juicy contract. He would have made fair money, but not Fuck You money.

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I’m gonna disagree and say it’s a pretty sweet wagon

If it’s global warming, that’s not possible because humans can’t impact the weather.

Headline swing and miss....much better ones:

Sure. No help in California for earthquakes or wildfires, either. Or in the midwest or southeast after a tornado. Why do we spend government money plowing the roads in the north, it snows there frequently every winter, people should have vehicles that can get through that, after all, they choose to live there.

Elmo said Tesla isn’t a car company anymore, so this shouldn’t matter at all, right?

I can smell the sex trafficking from here.