tech bros gonna tech bro

Yo dawg...

Can’t even get a peaceful transfer of power in the crane world.

My wife saw a post that called it the Deplorian.   I’m still giggling about that one.

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Said editors, that quit in protest, should have published the damn endorsements anyway. 

The irony of the Dodge Dart is it “should” have sold in droves. It wasn’t much more expensive than the Neon at lowest trim and the Neon came out 15+ years earlier. If it had been marketed as a cheap throw away car like the Neon was, and dealers kept a ton of base models in stock, it might have been ok.

Duuuuude. This is the Granada mentioned in slide 6.

Thank you for clarifying.

No smoking toddlers? THANKS OBAMA

Absolutely blew the minds of a few MAGAs when I explained the basic economics of crude extraction, oil refining, and end user sales and how POTUS has virtually zero influence on it. Didn’t change their political leanings at all, but they did shut up about gas prices the rest of the day. 

It’s almost like the car companies, most of them anyway, were like trying to destroy themselves. Yeah, emissions took the power away for about 10 years, but they seemed to just give up and put out terrible car after terrible, and ugly car. Granada, Monarch, Pacer, Vega, Pinto, Mustang II, Citation, Volare, Aspen, etc,…

But if you squinted, it could be mistaken for a Mercedes!

“still glad I did it but wondering if that was a scam.”

Those were running better than new.  Most of the crappy Factory parts had been replaced with quality aftermarket parts (that cost less).   The floor boards were likely teflon coated cookie sheets after about a year of winter use, and those lasted longer and rattled less than the original 400 gage pot metal.

WHOOPS.

See me after class.

The Nissan Altima. Not because of anything that’s the car’s fault as it’s a perfectly serviceable car...

first of all, how dare you