The internet was a mistake.

Don’t let Jesus take the Wheel, the dude is famous for walking everywhere. He has no idea how to drive.

4th Gear:

The other V35 variations apparently have crankshafts that aren’t able to rotate. The whole engine has to spin.

Yes but after they switched the batteries out on them. Two doors down my neighbour bought a ‘used’ one with 1,100 miles on it for $3600 9 years ago.

Not sure if possible

As someone who was recently on the receiving end of a hit-and-run by a shitty tow truck driver, I am all too familiar with this. The body shop’s estimate keeps rising as they dig further into it. Currently somewhere north of $22,000.

I had one as a delivery vehicle when I delivered parts for NAPA.   It had been through 3 transmissions by the time I was driving it. As terrible as it was, I beat the shit out of this car and it was great at squirting through oblivious traffic with the accelerator at half to full throttle 90% of the time. 

I came here to say this. I second this nomination. Pile of Daewoo shit

Lighting a cigarette in perfect time with something exploding behind you is the coolest of the cool. This guy is still learning, but practice makes perfect they say!

Counterpoint: smoking is cool and potentially fatal explosions are an acceptable risk.

And this is why I don’t smoke. Not because I carry lot of propane in my car.

Do you get mad at art museums too?

I wish my clothes had turn signals and horns for when I’m zooming down the sidewalk

The truck you’re looking for exists: it’s the F150 Lighting. Doesn’t quite meet your 350 mile range target but starts at $55k and is still a TRUCK.  Ford took a radically different approach for their electric truck than the rest of these manufacturers.

Than my sister? I don’t blame you!

9119lbs? Holy what the fuck.

What a waste of resources.  That 205 kWh battery could be used to make three 5-passenger family cars, with almost 300 miles of range a piece, in a more aerodynamic and lighter body. 

THIS. I had one as a rental after some asshole totaled my 3 month old Acura RLX. Visually, it’s nice looking, but my god, what an epic shitbox. Abysmally slow, god awful suspension. Cheap, 00's GM plastic interior bits. Just unapologetically terrible. 

It was an accident. I don’t know what came over me. I won’t let it happen again.