What is polarizing about the styling? It’s another anonymous gray 2-box blob, and a HELL of a lot less offensive than what is coming out of Munich these days. You can tell this one is a Mercedes because it has a giant three-pointed star on the front. 

He said he was conservative.

PASS. Not even close to what I ordered.

In my experience, slow PreCheck lanes (as compared to regular screening) are due to being understaffed (comparatively) and/or morons who don’t know how to behave post-x ray generally.

major airlines are staunchly opposed to the change and warn that airfare could rise as a result

Next time, try Hwy 99. It goes through the towns, instead of skipping around them. You’ll have many more choices and options. On 5, the gas stations are few and far between, as are the EV chargers.  Your trip will be quicker and more interesting. 

“incEl Camino”... wow, shut down the net boys, nothing’s ever going to be this funny ever again.

Autonomous Robotaxis- this is how much the US hates the idea of just improving public transit. Like, seriously, you could take a fraction of the amount of cash it will take to develop a functional autonomous taxi and just invest in improved public transit everywhere. Oh look, we’ve made buses and trains and trams and…

I love the people that have no contact info on the sign, usually at the end of some long rural driveway. Like I want to just walk up to some house in the country and knock on the door. That gets people shot these days.

I wonder if they count as Furries.

I’d rather go to sleeper city and have a more stock looking Malibu with the turbo, though.

The Malibu Maxx would have been a better starting point, IMO.  The rear hatch at least distinguished it from every other ‘90s sedan.

I know this will get me yelled at but I can’t help it: Maseratis all look like slightly nicer early 2000s Pontiacs.

If you are scared of cutting a live wire, have you tried meth? Because meth is for those brave enough to do it.

I think silicon valley calls it “accelerate fast and brake things”.

Most shocking acceleration modes in Teslas you HAVE to try to believe;

Well, denying him a commercial driver’s license was obviously the right choice. He would have been insane on the roads.

What is goinkg on with your keyboard?

To be fair it did have a emergency release; she was to dumb to use

If you chose to start the update while sitting in the car, you sat there for two minutes and waited for the ‘get ready’ timer to run out, and then cried about being stuck in the car for the duration of an update..? Come on.