Move fast and blow up stuff

That price is anything but Centsible.

No,  crush them and deliver the remains back to the owner.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You can be a car enthusiast and NOT want to pollute the air you breathe more than it’s already being polluted. And then taking said (hypothetically) illegally modified car to an illegal, dangerous, and obnoxious car meet just to be a general nuisance and hazard to the public? Yeah, I’d say that’s a good cause for…

headlines gonna headline

Literally nobody has built a donk that looks like that in like 15 years. You guys that dump on Big Wheel builds need to get an actual life and stop reposting the same dozen images of cars built in a style you’ve never actually seen in person and acting like it’s some sort of epidemic. 

I’ve never heard of these. But clearly they have some really big fans!

I’d observe that guardrails aren’t really designed to stop ANYTHING that’s heading straight at them at highway speeds. They are designed to keep cars traveling parallel to the rail from driving further off the road if they veer off course for some reason.

I’ve got an idea!

I’m sure you were just as quick to pan the entirety of non-union labor when Tesla parts were falling off their cars.

I only use my vehicles indoors. 

Thankfully the body shop will have their headlights waiting for them now.

Us Jalopnik staffers included

In Elon’s defense, it’s good that you have to stop and charge the Cybertruck often, because that gives you time to wash off all the stains and fingerprints!

ND. I’ll give ya $9,000 and a 20 piece McNugget with three missing. 

Or, depending on your chaotic inclinations, you could escalate the situation and light up a cigarette in there.

That’s pretty common in rally to avoid debris and rocks to the radiator