...not set to airplane mode which caused this whole mess.

NP, ND or third option RD? Roll Dice?

Is this how the new “Vette-inspired” EV crossover will be made?  This is the same way they breed Ligers.

$9,000 in gas? *looks outside at station in CA* So, like, he filled up his H2 once and dashed?

Superior technologies don’t need bans on their predecessors to succeed.

I’d say that guy lost the Pepsi Challenge. 

Yeah, I would have used my car as a weapon on him. Bring a pipe to a car fight? Good luck, degenerate.

Car applies brake lights. Car appears to be heading to the shoulder.

Missed opportunity to take out the dipshit and his door 

Actually, that sounds like a fun conversation for a dinner party. (I’m really not great at small talk, but one of my favorite, most reliable ways of connecting with someone is asking them about their job or their geeky interests.)

It is astounding the crap I see parents let their kids do in public. Stuff that had I done it, my parents would have literally killed me, then made another kid who looks just like me to replace me. And had fun doing the replacing!

Americans seem to hate boxy vehicles. I don’t know if it’s because they look to utilitarian or what the deal is. Anyone who got an early xB, Element, Cube, or Soul loved them. But most people thought they were ugly and went to spend more money on a less practical vehicle instead. The Element fell into the early days…

This is almost the exact conversation my wife & I had last night about the ‘gigacasting’ thing. We are a blast at parties, I can assure you.

As a VERY frequent flier, I can assure you that a crotch monkey howling from row 30 is a HELL of a lot less annoying than one on the other side of the aisle from me in row 1. BTDT, most recently Monday. And even as we were on approach, past the point of, “sit down, buckle up, tray tables up, and seatback bolt…

Any parent taking a newborn on vacation in Curaçao from Amsterdam needs to have their parenting license revoked.

What makes it even worse is that she thinks she’s hot shit, but as a teen or someone in their early 20's. She doesn’t carry hot shit like an adult, but more so like a tempestuous, spoiled kid of rich, separated parents that didn’t fight for custody of her.

Can I just pay money so she doesn’t come to my house?

Counterpoint: Beep beep honk honk truck yeah whooooo

Not for long.

“Why can’t daddy Elon put a little baby ArcTan∀Superjet inside my fertile womb” Shahn H wept, clutching the old-fashioned rotory phone and rolling around on pink silk sheets. “Why won’t he call?” Shahn needed Elon, needed those oddly smooth hands that had struck so many mine slaves in apartheid South Africa, needed…