It’s called DoorRash if you partake of any extra services at the time of delivery.

They were calling it ‘Boober Eats’ until Uber threatened to sue. Not kidding.

Yea, my gut says it’s safe to reopen now! Why should I listen to pandemic experts who say it’s the wrong time? Muh Freedom!

What car would that be?  you’re showing me a buick

Whatever you don’t see will be gently nudged away by the tire!

Hey uh, heads up. Pedestrians are going 3 MPH and not piloting >two ton weapons of destruction. The responsibility is on the drivers.

Stop blaming pedestrians.

I’ve been cycling for 20 years and I fail to see the type of cyclist you’re talking about, but they’ve been prolifically chronicled on the internet. The only cyclists I see are the ones trying to not die while taking every safeguard available. I’m talking about road bikes, not kids on a rattle can painted BMX riding…

Even the crusher will vomit it out.

LOL. Reminds me of the wild mushroom guide. “All wild mushrooms are edible. Some are edible more than once.”

um, any vehicle will float for a while. Just like any vehicle is also a very short haul airplane or single use off-roader.

I don’t think anyone is acting like this is a new thing.  If we never reported on things because “it’s been done before”, there would be no news.

HA! My plan to rollback the cafes doesn’t look so crazy now does it?

Exactly.  The battering ram bumpers in ‘74 ruined the lithe look of the car.

ATM machine.

Nice

No article on cruise lines is complete without mentioning how much they pollute, and how often they get caught dumping trash at sea.

Just get 20 random New Yorkers to sneeze into his mouth. That's punishment enough.

Nah, just the beatdown. No hospital for a fucknugget like this guy, not right now. 

I can’t seem to get past this line in my brain’s logic train. I just get stuck.

David will read your message like this: