It almost makes you feel bad for jumping them and ramming into stuff while you are out on the links.......almost.

Looks like a real shit show.

Oil leaks = “Active Rustproofing.”

In a logical world where we follow the grammatical rules of English?

No; I think that trucks should be able to be configured to roll coal if the owner wants, as long as they have a certification that the engine is set up to exhaust only into the cab. Then they can roll all the coal they want.

no death wobble? Deal breaker. 

Insects?

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius. 

Deep thought: Now that everyone seems to drive crossovers, I wonder if there’s really much need for a small, entry-level pickup. It sounds appealing for some applications, but practically speaking most (truly) small pickups aren’t doing much that a wagon, CUV, or van can’t do.

Fun fact: the bolt pattern for those SHOs are the same as the Transit Connect.

Demoniq

Fleetwoque.

You mean "dynamiq"

leave it to GM to be two decades behind itself.

I would love to see them move to 13" three lug wheels used on the Renault LeCar instead

No, a thousand times no. Not all things have to have manual transmissions. There is a dump truck near me with a manual transmission for sale. As a wild guess, I would say it drives like an old dump truck even with that transmission.

Not everything needs 300hp. My car has less than 300 hp and can more than scoot when I get on it. My wife’s car has ~150hp and rarely do I think it needs any more than that.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the people of Asheville don’t do anything quickly. Adding more power won’t enhance their life. If you’re in a hurry to get from your micro-brewery job to hang with your friends at the drum circle, you’re missing the point.