Wow, did you punch a baby today too?

You sound like a real fun guy...

Hi, it was changed by accident, please chill. Thanks 

Please Stop Using Citroën H Vans as Food Trucks

You couldn’t be more wrong.

Uhhh... you may want to check your dictionary.

That looks like a GM TH350 behind whatever that engine is.  

Don't worry. The rest of us get the joke.

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I found some bills in my mailbox.... can I return those as well?

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

So that cactus went Through an Infiniti and beyond!

Yeah.  I have 8 jack stands and I deploy like half of those even with just 1 wheel off.

I take a hell of a lot more personal offense to slobs that show up to fly like they’re going to a slumber party than I ever possible could take offense to what this woman was wearing.

“But my favorite part of this car is the $20 light switch being shared from my F150 in this 1.2 mil supercar :)“

I see real and knock-off racing seats on cars that will never race all the time.

They called it the Mazda THREE - they knew what they were doing...

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”