FriscoFairlane
FriscoFairlane
FriscoFairlane

Ha, exactly. I’m sure there are a few more useful things Detroit could use $350m for than saving a crappy 70s skyscraper.

It also sounds like grits, which is a plus.

I don’t have any ludes, I wish we had some ludes!

Raze away. Why in the hell should taxpayers be held responsible for a multi-billion dollar corporation’s real estate boondoggle? Plus it’s just a 1970's skyscraper, who gives a fuck if it gets torn down, it’s not exactly a historically significant building. I’m sure another ugly sky penis will get put up in its place.

If there’s one upshot to our trigger happy society, it’s that something like this would get blasted into bits pretty quickly. ‘Murica.

Well, tell Boeing to hurry up, then. I’m sure everything will be fine if they rush it a little.

I’m not a motorcycle person, but last I checked buying a cheap or high-milage bike will cause way more heartache than it’s worth. With a bike that’s capable of nearly 200mph, it seems like a particularly bad idea.

Hm, $31k for a piece of “art” you have to tow around so dusty old boomers can stare at it. No.

Without the beautiful Yamaha V6 we didn’t really miss much here.

Driving a Model A or similar hot rod is terrifying enough. I can’t imagine the level of pants-shitting that would come with smashing on/into this thing!

You’re obviously not uber wealthy, then. Super rich people love gaudy shit.

It looks like a Scion xB with a Bentley body kit.

This is the gen where the once charmingly boxy and high-roofed wagon began to morph into yet another anonymous crossover blob. That and a bunch of unlisted mods”? No thanks.

These Broncos are uncomfortable, they ride and drive like ass, and if you lift it at all that gets 100x worse. But I still find them charming and this one is in decent shape and hasn’t been modified. I gave it a NP before realizing they’re probably worth less now that the new bronc is around.

When all else fails, insurance fraud is the answer.

I have $20 on some meal replacement protein slop for techies who “don’t have time to eat” and sold on TikTok by ultra-punchable influencers. Maybe a side bet on having CBD in it.

I wood have chopped a log in my pants.

Yeah, he had way less screen time than I remembered. 

Who shit in your corn flakes this morning?

The saddest part about this is that someone who starred in several seasons of an incredibly successful sitcom doesn’t have the resources to get past this. I guess he didn’t get the big bucks.