Wait this isn't an Islanders story?

I really think this is nobody's business but the Turks, but as I understand it, the dispute started when White Turtle guy had a date in Constantinople, but she was somewhere else, evidently.

I call HS Football, Basketball, and Hockey games for a small AM station (Boys and Girls games for B Ball and Hockey).

Great, I just blew out an ACL in my tongue trying to pronounce those names.

+100 IQ points

That's sweet of Sox ownership to leak to the Globe (who owns a small stake in the Sox if I'm not mistaken?) that Tito is having marital issues, and basically accuse Tito of being a pill head. What a collection of shitheads.

Joe Buck almost raised his voice and everything

Does it come with the first girl to break my heart blowing the guy she left me for?

I knew Bright Eyes would make a shitty Umpire.

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy

Damn, was gonna say "That's just Manny being Wil Cordero".

More like Skippy and Goatface's Morning Sports Holocaust Denial

That guy tackles better than Asante Samuel ever did.

To be fair, that Texas thing happens whenever ANY of us speak.

Bennett Salvatore doesn't see what the big deal is here.

Surprisingly, not the worst day Wu ever had...

Now the "Sticking things up their ass for a living" community has a hole that can never be filled.

Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.

Worst street musician ever.

He actually informed Riggs of his plans before the fight. Evidently, as far as being single goes, he was getting too old for that shit.