You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I was expecting this one:

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?

This is the dumbest take. 

He’s fallen off his game in his old age, but at his peak Marv Albert’s NBA play-by-play was the best national play-by-play coverage of any sport by any broadcaster in my lifetime. There’s nothing in particular that makes basketball worse for play-by-play than other sports. Mike Breen just happens to be a smarmy,…

Worked pretty well in NHL ‘94 on Sega. 

Agreed, but Jon Miller is a national treasure and it sucks that Giants fans get him all to themselves.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/9vm86h/the_myth_of_the_easy_afc_east/

“Man, This Is Some Racist Shit To Do In An Amateur Hockey Game”

Hi have you considered getting fucked?

Some might say yours is just your average Kinja post, but it’s just mean.

Also those times he helped players get away with rape. 

This is probably just God’s way of reminding us that Brian Kelly sent a kid up on a scissor lift in 50 mph winds and got him killed.

rather perplexing demonstration of pride, but ok

as a Lion’s fan it was a Sunday

“Receiving Corpse." - Chris Henry