Roger Sterling is a ghostwriter now?

It's too bad Posada wasn't throwing a ball at the guy- he would've been completely unscathed.

"Don't worry Nettles, I finished the job for you."

Being promoted through the minors never stopped Rich Garces from eating a goddmaned thing.

@BlueWhipped: Came for this, leaving satisfied.

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So the real question is which Miami Heat member gets to bang Lebron's mom?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Jake Delhomme has some PRETTY big shoes to fill as Cleveland's new hero...

Other places Lebron considered for the announcement- Jose Mesa's house. While sitting with Ernest Byner.

Was that Dick Enberg?

It's not so much me as it's Roenick. He's good.

"Dude we're going to do an airplane shot?"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Weeeeee know how to play softball.

You see, the Big Ben never asks. It tells.

I look forward to the day when we, as a society, will collectively decide that it's OK to shoot Dan Shaughnessy directly into the sun.

@metroidsubprime: That's why the FSM invented flasks.

@Frrost: I know, it's like you can't even ass-rape someone anymore!

Sounds like someone got some candlepin bowling in my NBA

@Phintastic: Needs more telestrator dong.

I wasn't even aware there was a Hockey version of The Replacements