@ArkansasFred: More like Comedy? Weak!

Sarah- will you write off the cost of the stamps used to mail this in?

Nice tits.

I think the important thing is that he's not apologizing for saying Tebow sucks.

Atta boy shutting that kid up!

I'm glad Kenny Perry's group is next up to be featured on [Masters.com] coverage. He's the whole reason I'm watching.

@Dandy Koufax: Try cranberry juice.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: Holey than thou, assuming thou art not Charles Stuart's stomach.

@Facebones: Sir, how dare you call a tittie bar a "Tavern".

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Also, his dreamy 5 o'clock shadow makes it nearly impossible to mistake him for an underaged Country singer.

"*****'s got a weight problem, he's Samoan."

@Jefferson Tardship: +1 Thanks, my spit take almost cost me a monitor.

that one column Simmons wrote in crayon.

I have yet to meet a woman named "Neveah" that didn't make her living through stripping.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Hump, Hump?

@norbizness: @mordicai: Ah, so he finally finished "Going Rogue"?

Once again proving that NASCAR is a legit sport. It reminds me of all the times the Super Bowl was delayed for an unplayable surface.

@SponsoredbyV8: Bravo, sir. +1

Plaschke would also like to know when the HELL Bo Kimble is going to pay tribute to Hank Gathers.

@StuScott Booyahs: I'd just like to point out that Rex Grossman was the best player on the field for the Colts that night.