@I Party With Smoot: I just spit soda all over the screen. You, Sir, owe me some windex. Oh, and +1

The 2002 Kings can't believe how bad those refs are.

@Turd Ferguson:

Verducci on MLB network saying Orza tipped off A-Rod to an impending test in September of 2004; No word as to the claim that the drugs were ingested via blue lip gloss.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: meh?

@FriendsOfScottSisson:

CHB couldn't get the corpse of a brazilian model to fuck him. The only time he even sees a twat is when he checks the mirror to see how is skull pubes look.

They have an outstanding issue from college, back when douchbag #1 scratched douchebag #2's BMW with his 'Benz.

I tried to simulate a Cardinals v. Steelers Super Bowl on Madden, and my 360 told me to go fuck myself.

@Chamomiles Davis:

Wow, it's not like the Catholics to pick on those that are different.....

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.... TO is a jerk? Is this a new development?

Doug Christie has a jersey he'd like to lend Texiera...

Let's not forget that, if Headlights Caldwell manages to catch one of the TDs thrown directly into his chest in the '06 AFC Title game, this corn fed, downs-syndrom looking douche is probably studying kabbalah with Madonna as we speak.

@One Sack, Two Sack:

@Rickey_Fitts:

@FriendsOfScottSisson: *or talented, you forgot that important part asshole.

Jeannie Zelasko- living proof that a woman can get a high profile job in sports reporting, without be attractive in the least.

Nobody has stolen this much money in a Red Sox hat since Jose Offerman was in town

I kinda assumed everyone in Indiana is on some sort of drug, if only to forget they live in Indiana.