In other news the Yankees have extended a 10 year, 198 million dollar offer to Pedro Martinez. Brian Cashman was quoted as saying "I want those lazy cocksuckers on the training staff to WORK this year, goddammit!"

That must've been one hell of an episiotomy to get the rest of him out.

@SeaSalt:

@MeSoHornsby:

Doug Flutie: You call that kid autistic?

That screen cap is bullshit; Nobody ever got KTFO by Glass Joe.

LT's disappointing season vs Indy's Craptastic run D - something's gotta give!

because the night was was supposedly "heavy."

Wake up, Champ! Wake up! *sniffs* WAKE UP CHAMP!

"There's no chance you used to be one of those teachers that banged her students, eh?"

@FriendsOfScottSisson: it's "hideous", retard.

Being hiedous is ok if you have talent.

Watched this (and Game 1) with my buddy Prieto, a Philly guy now living here in NH- his reactions reminded me a young F.O.S.S. back in '04, when the Sox finally got one.

What a bunch of crap. Where are the photos of the writers who were stifiling laughs?

Brrrr, please, no Green Bay!

Good for the Rays, (except Garza, he seems like a prick) but the new bandwagon Rays fans can die in a fire while falling into a puddle of AIDS.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?:

Will those broads in the 'Instinct' commercial just make out already?

Sussman you cock tease, where is this blog?

I already want to murder Matsuzaka. The over/under was the 3rd inning.