There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls....

Artie Lange called, he said to tell you this:

RIP- Mike Scocisssaccassaca's Managerial "Genius" Tag.

"Lackey not hiding his emotions"

@Gourmet Spud:

Manny smacks a 7 iron into the deafening quiet of Wrigley's bleachers.

SAS would like to know what the black gentleman was doing at a fantasy football draft.

@UpstateUnderdog: @Weed Against Speed:

@Senators Lost Cojones: What he said, minus the "I'm outta here" part. Married guys are used to everything being shitty.

Also: The lions brass aren't convinced that this whole "metric system" will catch on in the US.

Lance Bass stopped by to tell A-Rod that he was acting "A bit too fruity".

@Crookednose:

@Matt Sussman:

@FriendsOfScottSisson: Army OF women, stupid

There's an army women in the NH area that know Jackson lifted this quote from me.

So much for Gatorade's experimental "Ipecac" flavor.

You wanna talk about a wet field, that's a wet field right there.

Something For The Lonely And Confused Brett Favre Fan

No?

Sarah Palin thinks Chalie Weis should lighten up about media scrutiny.