I'm sorry. My boyfriend is MIA and I'm trying not to think about it and it's really hard and I feel like we're in the same boat (we may not be)

I'm sorry about that.

Nothing super helpful to say, just - internet hug!

I was fired the week before Christmas. It was retaliation for filing a sexual harassment claim. Incident 1 happenend in June. It was handled by HR. Incident 2 happened in November right before Thanksgiving. I have a solid case. Witnesses and an email trail. Management is responsible for my having to work alone with…

Okay, I have no idea why I've wanted to do this for so long, but I really want to start a thread about weird things on our bodies. Maybe we can all talk about that one weird thing on our bodies that we're slightly ashamed of, and then we'll all feel better because we can really see that everyone has something weird?

Swedes are brilliant.

Natalie Maines is looking fierce as fuck these days.

Why not Zoidberg?

The rosebud on the rosebud is nice, but the front is a hot mess. I am itching to restyle those flowers and veil because it could be so, so hot. (I'm a fashion zero but flowers? Fuck yes. I'm typing this in my greenhouse, bitches!)

My only problem with the outfit is the underwear. It just ruins it, IMO - especially since it's flesh-colored and looks like it's supposed to blend in. If it were red, that would be different.

This one require alcohol too, as per the instructions. I think you could probably get the letters the right way if you printed out your favourite quote backwards.

IIRC, it wasn't her humor. It was that she wanted to be the Designated Heir to Johnny Carson and Johnny made sure it wasn't going to happen. Ladies can't host the Tonight Show and all that shit.... so she knew it wasn't going to happen and took a gig hosting her own show on a different network (Fox? back in the day…

Their jobs absolutely depend on it.

good to see you vomited up that kool aid. I feel sorry for those other lame dumbfucks who watched that documentary and were so enamored of her. shes an obnoxious toxic piece of shit. and in all her time as a 'pioneer' what other woman has she helped except her talentless daughter that she forced on everyone for years?…

love olives. hate her.

There's a part of me that will always admire her tenacity to make it in such a male-driven occupation, but this interview was Cringefest 2014.

She's what you might diplomatically call an acquired taste. One that I never acquired. (See: Olives.)

Wow. Amazingness to a new level.

I had to watch it more than once.

I am currently holding my own hand. IT'S LUUURVE.