Are we allowed to recommend amazing commenters to get followed by Jezebel? Like, maybe you could read their posting history and see if they have the chops? (Hint: yes.) Short list:

I call one of my dogs a slut because she rubs up on any human she sees and she rolls onto her back whenever she meets another dog. I'm convinced if she ever got loose she'd happily go home with the first person she came across. She's aggressively friendly.

I had this miserable crazy woman come every week when i worked at Starbucks and I quit because I fantasized about assaulting her. I still regret not doing something to her. God . HATE. " You did not count my ice cubes! I like 15 ice cubes! YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY!" She was insanely controlling and personally offended…

I did the moving to Germany and then breaking up thing. You dodged a bullet. I hope your family are supportive to you in this dark time, and we're here anyway:)

My boyfriend broke up with me two weeks ago tomorrow. He moves to Berlin on Friday for a new job and I was supposed to be moving with him. I'm emotionally devastated and I have to move in with my family. Not coping at all.

You drunk watch documentaries?! I want to be your friend!

No, she never had a boy and was very much out of the spot light for years due to stress. She didn't want to marry into the royal family at all, but was finally convinced only to suffer as she feared. Her husbands brother has a son who will be next in line I think.

He is old enough to be my grandfather, I'd still fuck him.

Whatever you do, don't read the article from earlier today.

Hold up, Eva Mendes is 40?!?!?!?!

The internet offers many recipes, but I am partial to this one.

One does not simply walk through the mur-DOOR!

Really? I find her trying to hit the high notes painful to listen to

I don't understand why celebrities feel the need to teach us how to cook quinoa, it's on the freaking package.

You comment on a chick website! For free! Haha, in YOUR face!

That's a cute euphemism.

"What exactly do you mean by 'colorful history'"?

"Oh you know, lots of bright crimsons and burgundy, a splash of scarlet or burnt umber here and there. Some nice earthy tones. Hey, check out these wood floors, all original!"

I found it on Youtube searching for music videos. It was an hour or 90 minutes - it was when they did their reunion.

Someone should give you ten thousand dollars for posting this. You win.

Whenever I watch stuff from the 90s I'm struk by how NORMAL everyone's bodies looked. Like, obviously they're still beautiful and fit normal conventions, but not like now. Even Posh, while obviously thin, does not look skeletal. As opposed to now where most famous women are not only teensy tiny thin but also sculpted…